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Musings in the morning. [Dec. 8th, 2009|05:15 am]
Renegade Necrophile Princess
There comes a time when waking up at 4am just doesn't feel weird anymore. I've reached that point.

A friend of mine at school asked me the other day what the first big purchase I was going to make when this was all done, and I could have a job again. She actually was surprised and shocked when I told her I was gonna buy tits.

Yep, tits.

I don't know why people think it's weird that I would want such things. I mean.. boobs might be nice. I could rest my cereal bowl on them in the morning..

I've done my research. I know what it would cost, and what I'd be getting into, and hell, pretty much even what size (No, sorry, I'm not going for D's) which would look proportionate to the level of hip/waist ratio I have.

You'd think after living nearly 30 years of my life flat-chested would give me reason to want to be able to wear a bikini top, or be able to fit into a nice dress I find at the store without having to compensate or alter. Hell, 99% of the time, I can't even buy matching underwear because I can never find a bra small enough for me.

In other news, I am seriously sick of homework. This will pass, I hope.

Good night, Internet land. Here's your Haiku.

Pipkin's Haiku of the Day:

R = Px,
C = F + Vx,
Not Multiple Choice.

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[User Picture]From: fallenthropy
2009-12-08 03:42 pm (UTC)
I don't find it weird at all. The shelf comes in really handy for me, and for the cat.

What's your schedule like at school? I have half days on fridays right now.
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[User Picture]From: pipkin
2009-12-08 08:07 pm (UTC)
absolutely SATAN.

But on Fridays, after christmas break, I'll have 3 hours of nothing. Maybe we can work in some sushi. :D
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[User Picture]From: fallenthropy
2009-12-10 04:27 am (UTC)
Truth be told, I don't do sushi. Or anything remotely related to seafood. But I am sure we can figure out something!
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[User Picture]From: pipkin
2009-12-10 06:49 pm (UTC)
I don't eat any seafood in my sushi, though...
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[User Picture]From: gaffeizil
2009-12-08 07:24 pm (UTC)

Wow!

You'll be a whole new Annie!

Flat-chested girlie
Gonna upgrade her funbags.
All the boys can't wait!
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[User Picture]From: pipkin
2009-12-08 08:07 pm (UTC)

Re: Wow!

I love you, Rhuss.
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[User Picture]From: hannah_nutwood
2009-12-08 11:17 pm (UTC)
i have the opposite problem where i can't fit into a nice dress because there's too much in my chest area. and running and jumping are no fun. it's also much more difficult to find cute bras. i would almost consider having surgery to get mine reduced (one of my co-workers actually did this because of back problems) but a certain fellow appreciates mine and it would be purely for aesthetic reasons.

if it can happen on the one extreme, it can certainly happen on the other, so i'm not really shocked by your choice. what cup size are you thinking of upgrading to?

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[User Picture]From: pipkin
2009-12-09 03:19 am (UTC)
I know more than one person in your situation, that's for sure. I kinda wish I could just take some boob from you, so we could both be happy.. *laughs*

I'm kinda teetering between B and C. While I think B might be more natural for my slight body size, Cs seem to look more natural from what I've seen of pictures I've looked over. They look less fake and weird.
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[User Picture]From: hundun
2009-12-09 07:11 am (UTC)
I am glad that we live in an age where people at least sometimes have the means to:

- interrogate how they feel about their bodies, and why
- examine and weigh alternatives
- make the changes they see fit
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[User Picture]From: pipkin
2009-12-09 08:02 pm (UTC)
If we can do this now, it makes me wonder what it'll be like in 50 years or so...
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[User Picture]From: waster60268
2009-12-09 05:22 pm (UTC)
aha! - your REAL reason for not ordering a corset from me sooner!
[..well, besides tuition eating up all available funds.*]
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[User Picture]From: pipkin
2009-12-09 08:01 pm (UTC)
Actually, I can and still order an under-the-bust, which is what I am gonna do. :D
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[User Picture]From: apoidea
2009-12-11 04:23 am (UTC)
When I graduate, I am buying a good camera
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[User Picture]From: pipkin
2009-12-11 04:26 am (UTC)
Lets get together. You can take pictures of my new boobs.
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[User Picture]From: apoidea
2009-12-12 08:20 pm (UTC)
And then we could take scientific measurements with Caleb's fancy geology compass!!
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[User Picture]From: pipkin
2009-12-13 04:30 pm (UTC)
This would indeed be epic. Especially if I get the silicon implants! *tee hee*
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